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Sub-Par Roster 4 by kjmarch Sub-Par Roster 4 by kjmarch
After a long Sub-Par hiatus, I give you the fourth installment of the Sub-Par roster! With only the newest and most talented of the sub-pars!

Towel Boy- Snap towels with deadly accuracy
Skinner- Epidermal manipulation, but as a Buddhist pacifist he is afraid to use his powers
The Snerf Warrior- Wide array of Snerf Weaponry
Loogie- Sticky spit (extremely high tensile strength)
Fuzzy Wuzzy- Grow out bodily hair super-fast (cant retract it)
King Plaid- Turn things plaid with touch
Angus- Grow meat products out of skin
Heads & Tails- Two dwarves who meld together and make a normal sized man
Vegas- Composed of living neon
Da Eye Balla- Constantly invisible except for his eyes
Schizoid- Possesses three heads: one normal, one which narrates schizoids life, and one which provides a musical soundtrack
Stage Fright- Butterflies grow in stomach and he barfs them out
Doc Needles- Throws a variety of syringes
Absorber- Absorbs objects and become part of his body
Pin-Point- Fingers grow out and become more jointed
The Amazing Mole-Man- All the fantastic powers of a mole: digging, mole senses, craving for worms
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evilhusky49 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012
someone needs to make a movie about these super's especially shizoid...they're magnificent i really want to see more hero sheets like this
Digi-Master Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2010
Schizoid-Narrator: And then he ate a sandwich

Schizoid: Shut up

Schizoid-Narrator: And then he yelled shut up

Schizoid: Shut up! *gets up and leaves*

Schizoid-Soundtrack: Wa wa waaaaaa!
kjmarch Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Professional General Artist
It certainly is a tough life for poor Schizoid.
Mr-Magpie Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010
Wow, I suppose stage fright has taken the saying 'butterflies in your stomach' to a whole new level. Just wondering, but would I be able make some of my own sub pars to get me started on deviantart and use stage fright aswell? (natrually You would be cred for the origional ideas)
kjmarch Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010  Professional General Artist
Sure thing, as long as (like you said) you give credit where credit is due! Also, let me know when you get some drawn so i can come check them out!
fuckaname Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2008
heh kewlies dude
habib03 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2008
haha Fuzzy Wuzzy is so hairy the only language he can speak is Wookie!!har har har
kjmarch Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2008  Professional General Artist
Yeah! He can be the Kashykk ambassador
habib03 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2008
hahaa maybe he can even be a Kashykk Prime Minister since he can talk!
Sidebomb Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2008
My fav got to be Loogie!:D
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